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WWE Booking 3 Months of Smackdown Tag Teams from low end talent

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAMS
– JINDER / KHALI
– DIBIASE / REGAL
– BARRETA / CURTIS
– THE USOS
– GABRIEL / SLATER
– CARA / KIDD

Since the WWE doesn’t like tag teams that much… my ideas take minimum time. 5 minutes for everything with one -. No 20 minute barn burning tag matches… until people want to see them.

RAW 1

SUPERSTARS 1

SMACKDOWN 1

– GM Bret Hart (why?) says he was in a tag team and wants to see tag teams comeback
— More importantly he wants a Smackdown team to have the tag belts…
– MATCH >> BARRETA / CURTIS over USOS
– MATCH >> GABRIEL / SLATER over DIBIASE / REGAL
— Regal blames Dibiase for the loss wants a match with him next week
— GM Bret Hart says he’ll have a match with him in a team
— Regal will whip that boy into shape
– Jinder comes to GM Bret Hart… Jinder can get those tag belts!!! He has the perfect partner!
— He demands a tag TITLE match! Bret demands Jinder prove it before Bret will care
— Bret makes a match… Gabriel / Slater against Jinder and his guy
– MATCH >> RHODES over TYSON KIDD
— Rhodes cuts a promo before, he won’t be the only ugly man in pro wrestling when he’s finished with Kidd…
— Rhodes focuses on Tyson’s face, really beats it, stomps it…

RAW 2

SUPERSTARS 2

SMACKDOWN 2

– Training montage with Regal / Dibiase. Regal whipping the boy into shape
– MATCH >> BARRETA / CURTIS over REGAL / DIBIASE
— Regal takes out the loss on Dibiase … needs more training
— Regal says give him a month with Dibiase and Bret says in one month they’ll have their next tag
– Tyson Kidd is gone from TV …
— Was it due to his facial injuries at the hands of Cody Rhodes?
– MATCH >> JINDER / KHALI over GABRIEL / SLATER
— Jinder LOLs, Khali does the dirty work
— Now are you watching Bret Hart???
— Usos laugh at Gabriel / Slater for losing

RAW 3

SUPERSTARS 3

SMACKDOWN 3

– Training montage with Regal / Dibiase.
— This time… how to cheat!! clips against jobbers
– GM Bret says Tyson Kidd will return to action in 1 week against the man that put him on the shelf
— Where is Tyson? Bret says Tyson had some personal issues to attend to
– MATCH >> RHODES over SIN CARA
— Rhodes tries pulling off Sin Cara’s mask
— Rhodes is the only masked man on Smackdown!!! Grrrr…
– MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over BARRETA / CURTIS
— They have 2 wins in a row… good enough for a low level title shot on Smackdown
— They lose clean and make Evan / Kofi look good
– MATCH >> JINDER / KHALI over USOS
— Jinder LOLs, Khali does the dirty work
— When do they get a tag title shot huh??? If Bret wants the belts so bad…
— Gabriel / Slater come out and laugh at the Usos… beat them down too!

RAW 4

SUPERSTARS 4

SMACKDOWN 4

– Training montage with Regal / Dibiase.
— This time… new flashy suplexes against jobbers
– GM Bret Hart phones Tyson Kidd… he’s late… where is he???
— Tyson says he’s at the hotel, he’s not coming
— Don’t you want revenge??? Yeah, but Tyson now has issues
— Bret tells him there’s no preferential treatment in the WWE… he either comes there or he’s suspended
— Tyson comes for his match his face isn’t seen…
— Tyson finds a simple black mask with a note… if you feel like you need it…
— MATCH >> KIDD over RHODES!
– MATCH >> JINDER / KHALI over BARRETA / CURTIS
— Jinder LOLs, Khali does the dirty work
— GM Bret Hart says 3 wins in a row… they’ll get their title shot!
— Jinder cackles!!!
– Brief backstage argument with Usos and Gabriel / Slater and agree to a match.

PPV 1

RAW 1

SUPERSTARS 1

SMACKDOWN 1

– Training montage with Regal / Dibiase.
— This time… new stretching submissions against jobbers
– Backstage Tyson in a mask thanks Bret for leaving him the mask
— It wasn’t Bret… than who was it? Tyson has an idea
— Bret tells him to take it off… Tyson says no. he likes it.
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over JINDER / KHALI
— Jinder starts the match and gets pinned embarassingly quick
— He wants a rematch!!! This time with Khali starting the match!!!
– GM Bret Hart tells Gabriel / Slater they get a tag title shot next week if they can beat Usos.
— The Usos wonder what about them? Bret says get a victory over Gabriel / Slater and that will be a start.
— MATCH >> USOS over GABRIEL / SLATER
— Gabriel / Slater beat them up because there went their title shot!
– Barreta / Curtis promo showing what they’re good at and how they sat all week and wondered how to beat Evan / Kofi… well they thought of how to get the job done. The trick now is to get another title shot and implement it.
— What is it? No no dumbass they’re not gonna tell anyone, they’ll show the world and shock it by capturing the tag titles.

RAW 2

SUPERSTARS 2

SMACKDOWN 2

– Training montage with Regal / Dibiase.
— This time… celebrating the good life out… cutting promos in common society
— One more week they have a match!!!
– Tyson in a mask finds Rhodes backstage… did Rhodes leave him the mask?
— Heck no… why would he? Hmmm…
– Jinder wants a title shot rematch. Bret says no… they haven’t earned it
— If Jinder wants a rematch so bad if they can beat Evan in a match 1 on 1 they’ll get a title shot
— Jinder is happy Khali vs Evan!!! no… Jinder vs Evan… no Khali at ringside
— MATCH >> JINDER over EVAN by cheating
— Jinder / Khali get a tag title shot next week
– MATCH >> GABRIEL / SLATER over USOS
— Getting their wins even and Usos attack them back getting their heat back and telling everyone it is not over!
– MATCH >> KOFI over CURTIS
— After the victory, Barreta runs in, he and Curtis double team Kofi and give Kofi a new finisher… is that what they meant last week? Some devastating new finisher?

RAW 3

SUPERSTARS 3

SMACKDOWN 3

– MATCH >> REGAL / DIBIASE over USOS who get their heat back with post match attack
— Dibiase uses his new submissions and suplexes to get the victory
— Before the match Regal / Dibiase cut a promo on those savages… Those savages do what they want, say what they want… So uncivilized
— Self censorship is what high society does. Look at these people. So low brow and proud of it.
– Tyson in a mask calls out whoever left him the mask
— Sin Cara’s music plays and Tyson thanks Sin Cara
— Rhodes then attacks them both! He’s the only masked man on Smackdown!!!
— Sin Cara and Tyson Kid send him packing… Good. They shake hands.
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over JINDER / KHALI via DQ
— Regal / Dibiase interfere blatantly attacking Evan / Kofi
— Post match they were asked why… because they know Khali is unstoppable and they’d rather face Evan / Kofi!
— Jinder wants a rematch… in a steel cage. Bret asks why? They blew 2 matches already…
— Bret says Regal / Dibiase against Jinder / Khali next week and the winner gets a title shot!
– MATCH >> BARRETA / CURTIS over GABRIEL / SLATER
— Barreta / Curtis hype up their new finisher. If they put that on Gabriel or Slader, they’re done! Count it 1-2-3! One step closer to the tag belts.

RAW 4

SUPERSTARS 4

SMACKDOWN 4

– #1 CONTENDERS MATCH >> REGAL / DIBIASE over JINDER / KHALI
— Before the match Regal / Dibiase they decide Jinder is the weak link…
— In the match Khali starts it off and kicks ass
— Khali has one foot pinning… Jinder wants a tag to get the pin
— Khali takes the foot off and tags in Jin Har who is beaten up
— Jinder can’t make the tag back to Khali and loses…
– Tyson has a new mask, a pink and black mask with a heart and maple leaf on it.
— Bret comments backstage You’re looking more like Kid Canada everyday
— Bret tells Tyson he and Sin Cara have a tag match against Rhodes and a partner of his choice
— MATCH >> KIDD / CARA over RHODES / BARRETA / CURTIS
— Rhodes says he couldn’t find a partner… so he found a tag team
— Rhodes / Barreta / Curtis are trying to pin the illegal man, but the ref knows it, so the Cara comes in and rolls up Rhodes.
— Barreta / Curtis attack to get their heat back
— They use their new finisher on Kidd / Cara who is just laid out. Barreta / Curtis raise arms in triumph!
– Usos go to GM Bret Hart… They want the rubber match between them and Gabriel / Slater. They can’t sleep at night. They want to know who is better!
— Bret says he wants to know too! They’ll have a match next week and that will be for a title shot. So then they’ll know who’s the best of the best!
— Gabriel / Slater get pumped for the idea

PPV 2

RAW 1

SUPERSTARS 1

SMACKDOWN 1

– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over REGAL / DIBIASE via DQ
— Regal / Dibiase have earned a title shot with 2 victories in a row
— Regal is caught cheating though with his brass knucks
— He still wants the ref to count the pin on Kofi… 🙂
— Later, GM Bret Hart wanted those tag belts and didn’t like the cheating
— Real men would fail having given it all…
– MATCH >> BARRETA / CURTIS over KIDD / CARA by cheating
— Both teams brawl to the back!
– GM Bret Hart informs Jinder its back to the bottom of the tag ladder… Jinder isn’t happy
– #1 CONTENDERS TAG MATCH >> USOS over GABRIEL / SLATER
— The rubber match has Usos winning and getting a title shot!

RAW 2

SUPERSTARS 2

SMACKDOWN 2

– #1 CONTENDERS TAG MATCH >> GABRIEL / SLATER over REGAL / DIBIASE via DQ
— GM Bret Hart says if Regal / Dibiase are caught cheating, they’re suspended for 1 month!!!
— Regal doesn’t have the cardio to compete with Gabriel and Slater
— So Dibiase gets caught helping Regal cheat while the ref is halfway distracted
— Later on Dibiase confronts Regal about his physique
— Dibiase noticed it last week too… Regal needs training
– GM Bret Hart says Kidd / Cara and Barreta / Curtis will have a match in 2 weeks
— In the meantime they’ll have singles matches…
— MATCH >> KIDD over CURTIS
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over USOS
— Face vs Face match. Good will, but Evan / Kofi are just better
– Jinder wonders why he and Khali aren’t booked. GM Bret Hart says they had their chance and they blew it…
— Now it’s someone else’s chance to shine! Jinder says he’ll steal the spotlight.

RAW 3

SUPERSTARS 3

SMACKDOWN 3

– Dibiase training montage with Regal, making Regal jog laps as others pass him…
– MATCH >> BARRETA over SIN CARA by cheating
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over GABRIEL / SLADER via DQ
— Jinder / Khali destroy the title match and Khali destroys everyone
— Jinder LOLs, GM Bret makes a match for next week a 3 way…
– Usos take their clean loss hard. Tamina tells them to seek their famous family members for inspiration how to keep their head in the game.

RAW 4

SUPERSTARS 4

SMACKDOWN 4

– Dibiase training montage with Regal, first making Regal bike… but fails then making him exorcycle
— Even if Regal doesn’t lose weight they’re heels so it will be comedy if in his next match he gained 5 lbs!
– MATCH >> KIDD / CARA over BARRETA / CURTIS
– 3 WAY TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over JINDER / KHALI & GABRIEL / SLADER
— The high fliers manage to beat Khali and Jinder and have a good moment
– Usos lost their title match 2 weeks ago… so they seek out their famous family for inspiration. How can they stay in the hunt after they were just beat clean? Why stay in wrestling if you can’t be the best?

PPV 3

IN CONCLUSION … after 3 months

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAMS
– JINDER / KHALI burned through a lot of matches but 1. Khali is put over as a monster threat and Jinder is put over as a small guy weasel.
– REGAL / DIBIASE still haven’t burnt through all of their matches thanks to training montages…
– BARRETA / CURTIS never got to use their devastating finisher on the tag champs at the end of 3 months, but would use it between 4-6 months. They start strong in the first month, but even out with Kidd / Cara.
– THE USOS are clearly the last tag team in the rankings. They get a title shot and a brief feud to sink their teeth into, but this isn’t their moment to shine. Maybe in months 4-6 they’ll get some heat from their famous family.
– GABRIEL / SLATER at the end they’re probably a 50/50 team that burned through everyone but Kidd / Cara. They had a feud with Usos that made them both look good.
– CARA / KIDD will have a masked tag team that you can hide both guys, plus its an origin story and this could mean big money for Tyson Kidd with mask sales. Oh yeah and they only wrestled 1 tag team in 3 months, the’d be great in months 4-6! Oh yeah and get Natalya in the mix too tons of 6 person tags!

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WWE Booking 3 months of RAW tag teams from low end talent.

RAW TAG TEAMS
– HAWKINS / PRIMO
– EVAN / KOFI
– RYDER / SANTINO
– OTUNGA / MCGILLICUTTY
– SHEFIELD / MASON
– REKS / MCINTYRE

I hear that Shefield and Mason are both injured… but this plan is pretty universal and doesn’t revolve around *now* so much as *anytime*.

Since the WWE doesn’t like tag teams that much… my ideas take minimum time. 5 minutes for everything with one -. No 20 minute barn burning tag matches… until people want to see them.

RAW 1
– Santino & Ryder are backstage. Santino understands Ryder has an Internet show, but if he wants it to be a smashing success like RAW, Ryder needs to have one man on there…
— That man? Santino!!! Tune in… But tonight… they have a match!
– McIntyre interrupts an interview at the tail end… He and Tyler Reks haven’t been on RAW in ages if ever…
— Tonight they’re gonna get noticed and stay on RAW.
— MATCH >> RYDER / SANTINO over OTUNGA / MACGILLICUTTY
— Post match attack from Tyler Reks / McIntyre destroy Ryder / Santino
– MATCH >> SWAGGER over KOFI with Vicki’s help

SUPERSTARS 1
– MATCH >> REKS over PRIMO
— Reks wins, McIntyre enters to beat him down and Hawkins runs in for the save.

SMACKDOWN 1

RAW 2
– US TITLE MATCH >> ZIGGLER over EVAN with Vicki’s help
— Ziggler wants a shot at Evan’s title.
– Santino / Ryder now have momentum. So they put everyone on notice… Z – Cobra is coming for you all!!!
— It is announced that next week there is a title shot. Santino / Ryder and Swagger / Ziggler.

SUPERSTARS 2
– MATCH >> MCINTYRE over HAWKINS by cheating
— Backstage before the match, Primo finds Hawkins and says thanks for last week, he’s got his back tonight.
— Reks & Primo are circling the ring. Ends in a big brawl after the match.

SMACKDOWN 2

RAW 3
– #1 CONTENDER TAG MATCH >> SWAGGER / ZIGGLER over RYDER / SANTINO with help of Vicki
— Ryder / Santino have a tag victory… Swagger / Ziggler have singles victories over the champs.
— Evan / Kofi come out and hold up the belts showing they’re on the line at the PPV.

SUPERSTARS 3
– MATCH >> PRIMO / HAWKINS over REKS / MCINTYRE by DQ
— Pre match backstage interview with Primo / Hawkins the only way to handle Reks / McIntyre is as a team.
— McIntyre gets caught cheating using brass knuckles or something
— Reks / McIntyre beat down Primo / Hawkins and Ryder / Santino run in for the save

SMACKDOWN 3

RAW 4
– MATCH >> supposed to be REKS / MCINTYRE vs RYDER / SANTINO
— Ryder / Santino don’t show… so Primo / Hawkins are sent out in their place
— MATCH >> PRIMO / HAWKINS over REKS / MCINTYRE
— Reks / McIntyre beat down Primo and Hawkins for winning
— Backstage, Ryder / Santino are found beat down video footage saw 2 men walking away…
– Interview with Swagger / Ziggler and its announced Vicki can’t be at ringside for their PPV title match.
— If Vicki comes down to rinside during the match Ziggler will be stripped of his title and both men will be suspended a month.
— Vicki says she’s a manager… how can she manage backstage???

SUPERSTARS 4

SMACKDOWN 4

PPV 1

– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over JACK SWAGGER / ZIGGLER
— Vicki accompanies her guys to the ring and says the match hasn’t started yet.
— Match starts, the ref throws her out to have a clean match.
— This victory makes Evan / Kofi look strong
— Swagger / Ziggler’s story should be in single’s competition… above the tag division since Ziggler holds a single’s title

RAW 1
– MATCH >> REKS / MCINTYRE over RYDER / SANTINO by cheating
— Before the match Ryder / Santino are asked who attacked them. They didn’t see, they were attacked from behind… They’re not 100%
— Reks / McIntyre want a tag title match. They’re #1 contenders!
— Kofi / Evan come out and say Reks / McIntyre just won… but Primo / Hawkins beat them the week before, so shouldn’t Primo / Hawkins be #1 contenders?
— Primo / Hawkins come out. They challenge Evan / Kofi and it’s accepted for next week!
– MATCH >> EVAN over OTUNGA
— Push the flashy smiling babyface!
— Post match backstage with Otunga and Ryder who asks… how does it feel to go from top of the world… Harvard law degree, fiancé to Jennifer Hudson and having the tag titles to being at the bottom of the barrel… losing the title, teaming with McGillicutty and losing?
— How dare the Ryder ask that? He gets shoved down by Otunga!
— Next week they’ve got a tag match!!!

SUPERSTARS 1

SMACKDOWN 1

RAW 2
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> supposed to be EVAN / KOFI vs PRIMO / HAWKINS
— Before anyone goes to the ring… Evan and Kofi are found laid out injured, beaten and cannot compete… Reks / McIntyre say… What no tag champs no tag title match!!! Oh that’s too bad…
— Well Hawkins & Primo came there to fight someone title or not! Backstage brawl between the 2 teams.
– MATCH >> OTUNGA / MCGILLICUTTY over RYDER / SANTINO by cheating
— Pre match interview face to face. Z – Cobra meets McTunga. The cobra against… uh what’s your finisher again? Oh that’s right you have to finish a match. Zing. We’ll meet you in the ring.
— Heels go over. Then the faces get beat down.

SUPERSTARS 2

SMACKDOWN 2

RAW 3
– Evan / Kofi are interviewed and asked who attacked them. Was it Reks & McIntyre? No. The attackers were big… and wore face paint… Evan / Kofi challenge the 2 men to step up.
– Santino / Ryder segment. Ryder’s show is now #1 on the Internet. Thanks to Santino. Then they plug the new Z – Cobra T-shirt with Ryder and Santino on it.
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over PRIMO / HAWKINS
— After the match, the mystery attackers come out, a face painted, armband wearing, Shefield / Ryan.
— Shefield / Ryan boldly enter the ring; Evan / Kofi attack them but are destroyed. Primo / Hawkins are destroyed.
— Santino / Ryder run down to save… and are destroyed by this monstrous new team.
— Ryder’s thumbs are stomped. Santino’s cobra arm is beaten with a folding chair and tried to pull off the arm!

SUPERSTARS 3

SMACKDOWN 3

RAW 4
– Santino / Ryder & Evan / Kofi & Hawkins / Primo are mysteriously absent from RAW.
— Interviewers ask Otunga / McGillicutty if they fear they’ll be next. That’s not important… All they care about is their #1 contender’s match next week against Hawkins / Primo.
— Clips from last week’s tag division destruction are shown.

SUPERSTARS 4

SMACKDOWN 4

PPV 2

RAW 1
– Brief segment covering Ryder / Santino’s twitters from the hospital room… Hospital food isn’t so bad when you can wash it down with Long Island Ice Z. The Cobra is in a cast. How did they twitter when their thumbs are injured?
– #1 CONTENDERS TAG MATCH >> OTUNGA / MCGILLICUTTY over HAWKINS / PRIMO
— After the match, Shefield / Ryan’s music hits, Otunga / McGillicutty bail leaving Hawkins / Primo to get beat up.
– After that, Reks / McIntyre are backstage beating down Evan / Kofi as Reks / McIntyre wonder where’s their title shot??

SUPERSTARS 1

SMACKDOWN 1

RAW 2
– Segment with Ryder / Santino in the hospital in beds. With a hot nurse tending to them. The cobra has never been so poised to strike as it was seeing that nurse. The nurse gets harassed and asked how would she like a sip of the Long Island Ice Z? The nurse is not impressed.
— They will begin rehab later this week.
– MATCH >> REKS / MCINTYRE over HAWKINS / PRIMO by cheating
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over OTUNGA MCGILLICUTTY
— After the match, Reks / McIntyre ask Evan / Kofi for a title shot. It’s granted for next week!
— Shefield / Ryan’s music hits. They shove Reks / McIntyre out of the way and march down to the ring. Evan / Kofi are ready for a fight!
— Shefield / Ryan destroy Evan / Kofi. Raise their arms then march up the stage to Reks / McIntyre. Reks meets them with a punch while McIntyre runs. Reks is thrown off the stage!

SUPERSTARS 2

SMACKDOWN 2

RAW 3
– Santino / Ryder are rehabbing.
— The cobra is doing unique curls and cobra-ing a punching bag with Ryder behind it. Then Ryder is rehabbing by getting his iPhone and twittering. His thumbs need rehab. They are almost at 100%… but Ryder’s phone is only at 33% charge!!!
— They close the segment by getting serious. Shefield / Ryan, they’re coming for you at the PPV! There’s no hiding from Z – Cobra!
– TAG TITLE MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over MCINTYRE / REKS
— Before the match, McIntyre is trying to make it up to Reks for bailing on him last week. Reks says they’re not cool, but since its for the title he’ll go along with it.
— McIntyre goes for a desperate tag… Reks drops off the apron. Reks didn’t forget about last week… McIntyre just gets beat up and pinned.

SUPERSTARS 3
– Tag title 4 way match is announced for RAW.
— Interview with Reks / McIntyre. They’ve buried the hatchet. It’s about the tag titles
— Interview with Hawkins / Primo say they’ve beaten two of the three teams, so they need to focus on one of those 2 teams, get the victory and win the titles.
— Interview with Otunga / McGillicutty who say they’re a step away from recapturing the gold and Otunga is back off the couch at home!
— Interview with Evan / Kofi who say they’ll do their talking in the ring!
— Pre match interview with Shefield / Ryan who are asked if they’ll interfere in the 4 way… The guys just walk away.

SMACKDOWN 3

RAW 4
– Interview with Ryder / Santino want NO DQ because they want to unleash unspeakable horrors on Shefield / Ryan.
— Commentators think Ryder / Santino don’t know what they’re in for!
– TAG TITLE 4 WAY MATCH >> EVAN / KOFI over OTUNGA / MCGILLICUTTY & HAWKINS / PRIMO & REKS / MCINTYRE
— Evan / Kofi go over clean… no interference from Shefield / Ryan.
— After the match, they cut to the back… of a commotion going on. There is a dressing room door with banging coming from the other side. In front of the door is a forklift. Santino is at the steering wheel. The forklift has a pallet and on it is Ryder. Santino lifts the pallet and Zack does a fist pump saying woo woo woo… you know it. Shefield  / Ryan are trapped in the dressing room.

SUPERSTARS 4

SMACKDOWN 4

PPV 3
– Interviewers ask Otunga / McGillicutty and Reks / McIntyre who will win the Shefield / Ryan and Ryder / Santino match. They all say Shefield / Ryan would win. What sort of a stupid question is that?
– MATCH >> SHEFIELD / RYAN over RYDER / SANTINO
— The other tag teams are kept off the card to put heat on this match.
— EMTs are ready with a stretcher… just incase
— Shefield / Ryan destroy them!
— Shefield / Ryan use the stretcher to beat up Ryder / Santino then destroy the stretcher so they can’t be stretched out.

IN CONCLUSION … after 3 months
RAW TAG TEAMS
– HAWKINS / PRIMO two nobodies become somebody as a face tag team.
– EVAN / KOFI look strong, going over plenty of tag teams without burning them all out.
– RYDER / SANTINO are comedic gold and do get a one up on a monster tag team.
– OTUNGA / MCGILLICUTTY had to take the fall as the former champions.
– SHEFIELD / MASON look incredibly strong by the end, but like with any monstrous push, it would end in months 4-6.
– REKS / MCINTYRE become a solid tag team with Reks as a monster and McIntyre os your classic heel.